let us cook chicken

while starting my very second blog, i was thinking about the idea of the topic,
as all of my friends know that i love to cook, so i thought of writting something about cooking.

but before we start, one thing is required to be assured, all of the stuff we need to cook, is ready and if its not, we must make it sure that possible acts are taken place to ensure the availability of resources and the ingrediants.

my dish tonight is CHICKEN, some of u will think, chicken can be harmful, coz of the disease, but who will teach u guys? tell me about only one country around us, which is disease free??
some are hypocrates, some are after money, some are after resources......., so no harm in CHICKEN.

we need GASOLINE for this dish, as if we are lacking this gasoline stuff, our cars and our dishes will not work in a fashionable manner.
we need chicken off course, without this, we cant name our dish as CHICKEN curry..
we also need lots of courage to go through the process of undermining the CHICKENS around us, so we can fetch them to our TABLE of cooking,
we also require some salty stuff, to make the aroma of our CHICEKNS to spread everywhere and make it catchy for the smaller ppl around us, so we can tempt them and can tease them as well.

ok, once, all of the ingredients are ready, we need to do the surface scan, just to know the ground realities of the CHICKEN. a big piece of cooking pan is required, just like in the war, soldiers require a battle field, if its not available, an instant battle field can be set, so in case we are unable to find a pan, we can make it sure, the pan is borrowed from some neighbour, just like in war, soldiers borrow the land from other countries like in modern era.

once everything is collected, just start cooking,
my expert advice:

never listen to the ppl who tell u the recipies, always try ur own ways, try ur own recipies, like the soldiers do not listen to their field marshals these days, and do their own stuff like they did in abu ghareeb:)

tonight, u guys have learnt HOW TO COOK THE CHICEKN

now enjoy ur dinner:))
bon apetite:))